Part two of sayings for the outside and insides of cards you'd REALLY like to send. Part One is here.
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire…
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it…
She moved in with me.
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am…
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go…
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West
Virginia)
Don’t forget Arkansas!! he he he he
Loved these.
OMG, where did you get these? I keep wiping the tears from laughing so hard!
Lyssa, these are hysterical! Thanks for sharing the laugh!