Fantasy Greeting Cards –Part 1

For when you can't say what you'd really like to say… sayings for the outside and insides of card. From, a clean humor site.

The sun is warm, the beach is beautiful, The food
delicious, the company charming.

 See, I told you separate vacations this year would be


 Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

 Almost Lifelike!


 When we were together,

you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

 I think it's time you kept your promise.


 We have been friends for a very long time . .

 Let's say we stop?


 I'm so miserable without you

 It's almost like you're here.


 Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

 So we're having you put to sleep.


 Roses are red

Violets are pink

The perfume you're wearing . . .

Sure does stink

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