For when you can't say what you'd really like to say… sayings for the outside and insides of card. From www.grif.net, a clean humor site.
The sun is warm, the beach is beautiful, The food
delicious, the company charming.
See, I told you separate vacations this year would be
fun!
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time . .
Let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
It's almost like you're here.
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
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Roses are red
Violets are pink
The perfume you're wearing . . .
Sure does stink
