[Ever wondered what happens when greeting card writers have a bad day?]
My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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Looking back over the years
That we've been together,
I can't help but wonder…
'What in the world was I thinking?'
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How could two people as beautiful as you, Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
` Someone to hold,
` Someone to love.
After having met you …
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go…
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost lifelike!
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When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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I'm so miserable without you,
It's almost like you're here.
