Gift Receiving Tips for Christmas 2010

Here are the Top Ten things you "could" say about a Christmas gift you just don’t like. Taken with permission from www.grif.net, a daily clean-humor email list.

10. Hey! There's a gift!

 9. Well, well, well …

 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit.

 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

 6. Wow, this is a hot gift.  I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though.  There are lots of unexplained fires.

 5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

 4. I love it — but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

 3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

 2. To think — I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

 1. "I really don't deserve this." 

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1 thought on “Gift Receiving Tips for Christmas 2010”

  1. Nice. My very favorite gift response is personal to me:
    Penni: Thank you Grandma (In head, what an ugly pillow!)
    Mom: *whispers* Turn it over.
    Penni: Oh, it’s a lap desk. THANK you, Grandma!

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