Thought this would be funny to include in the little chocolate goodie "books" I am making for end-of-year teacher gifts! Pictures to follow soon!
Step #1: Never be more than 12-steps from chocolate
Step #2: If you get chocolate on your hands when you eat
it, you are eating it too slowly
Step #3: If you ever utter that filthy word
"exercise", immediately wash your mouth out with chocolate
Step #4: Realize that it takes little strength to break a
chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands, but great strength to eat
just one of the pieces.
Step #5: Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives
make you look younger. Therefore, chocolate is therapeutic.
Step #6: Being a friend is good, but what is better is a
good friend with chocolate.
Step #7: I don't understand why so many "so
called" chocolate lovers complain about the calories in chocolate, when
all true chocoholics know that it is a vegetable. It comes from the cocoa bean,
beans are veggies, 'nuff said.
Step #8: Support the theory that chocolate slows down the
aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
Step #9: Put "Eat Chocolate" at the top of your
list of things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Step #10: If dieting, eat a chocolate bar before each
meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.
Step #11: If not for chocolate, there would be no need
for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You
can't let that happen, can you?
Step #12: You can always give up chocolate, but God
doesn't like quitters.
From www.grif.net
Love it! LOL
Tasty!