Top five signs the wife’s away


Top five signs the wife’s away for a while:



1)      House gives off strange scents and the occasional flame.
2)      Pizza is considered suitable food for breakfast, lunch, and supper.
3)      If clothes match when we head off to school, it’s a minor miracle.
4)      Laundry is in three piles: Clean, Dirty, and “clean-ish”…
5)      We find a hole in the blog’s defenses and offer a great deal for her blog readers… (Maniacal Laugh) Here it is…

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4 thoughts on “Top five signs the wife’s away”

  1. Funny!!!! I must admit, though, that I AM a mother and my youngest daughter’s clothes often don’t match when she leaves the house! I remember my brother and I loving it when our mom went to Florida to visit her parents alone because we knew the rules would be s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d. 🙂

  2. Hahaha, sounds like she’s away! Hope that isn’t her craft room on fire??? Then you WILL be in trouble…LOL


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