Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that
always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship. You WON'T see cutesy
little smiley faces; just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. Taken from my Dad's clean humor website: www.grif.net
1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made
you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is
choking you.
3. When you smile,
I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared, we will high-tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are
well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you
off– After I laugh my behind off!
Love those!!
thanks for the smile – they’re cute!
That is so awesome Lyssa – I have immediately forwarded it to my best friend – she’ll love it 🙂